You Know You Have It Good When......

.....Your employer ever so graciously provides over ten (14 to be exact) different kinds of Keurig Coffee's and you know shit ain't cheap that you don't even have to do anything but put the cup underneath, put the K-Cup in and press brew. Seriously, out of 14 flavors you have to bitch about the ONE that just happens to be so popular that it's on backorder?

IN FRONT OF CUSTOMERS no less? You Scoff at it like that little cup contains something like the plague.

How about this, brew your own coffee at home or buy your own coffee on the way into work. I'm sure you wouldn't bother considering you don't bother too much with your wardrobe either. Sweatpants are not work appropriate unless you work at home.

Be grateful for the things you are provided. Most employers give you generic caf or decaf.